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Mogasm Toronto 2011
1Another year and another crazy fun Mogasm. I didn’t think I could top last year’s fundraiser but I was wrong. Thanks to the help of my good friend and excellent event planner, Jocelyn Butler, Mogasm Toronto’s sophomore year set the bar even higher for Movember parties.
This year, Movember’s theme it “country gentleman” and that gave us some interesting ideas that we had no idea would work or not. MogasmTO this year had a nail hammering competition and an arm wrestling tournament. I didn’t honestly think people would go for the arm wrestling on tony old Toronto but I was proven wrong soon enough. Surprisingly, the tournament card was filled up by ladies before any man would venture to sign up for it. Goes to show that Mo Sistas can throw down with the Mo Bros and even show them up! Eventually some gents nutted up and an arm wrestling bonanza ensued. My arm is still sore from my bouts but it’s all for a great cause.
I’m not sure what my favourite part of the night was. Photojunkie‘s great photobooth (the pic above is courtesy of none other than the man himself), the red hot DJ set by Speedboats and Big Explosions, the feats of strength and manliness, the great people who showed, the appearance from the folks at Movember Canada – so much fun was had and it made for a great addition to the Tweetgasm “franchise.”
We’re very proud of all of you who came out int he bitter cold and showed your support for changing the face of men’s health. Canada is making a big difference and has already raised over $23 million to lead the world in Movember support and breaking last year’s record!
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The SEO Game
0Lately I’ve been pretty busy with Epilogger and some SEO consulting. Although I have yet to advertise it as a service on this blog I do some great Search Engine Optimization work for great clients. For the past few months I’ve also been giving classes at the ING Direct Network Orange space about the basics of organic SEO and Google Analytics. It’s good to see that people are taking a greater interest in getting their sites to rank high across the “big 3″ search engines and I am only too happy to help brands get started on their way.
The one question I keep getting asked, even after a seminar, is “how can I set up my site to rank first in google automatically?” In other words there still seems to be the lingering belief that SEO is just a piece of code that one sticks into their HTML that tells the search engines that their site exists. A lot of people dabbling in trying to do their own SEO and save the cost of hiring an actual SEO expert will usually just try to think of a set of keywords and plug them into their meta tags hoping that is the extent of the SEO game. Well, it’s not.
If you think of a major search engine, like Google, and how it used to look, say 10 years ago, you would quickly realize that it has changed drastically from its roots as just another search engine competing against some of the old contenders like “AskJeeves,” “HotBot,” and the bigger ones like Yahoo, which used to be the king of the castle in delivering relevant search results. Google is so much more now and has changed as a company and updated their algorithm more times than I can count so it’s safe to say that the old practice of keywords is just about passé since Google, Yahoo and Bing all have different algorithms that look for different factors in ranking your site.
With social media being the way of the web nowadays you would think that would be a factor too and you would be correct if you did. Links from social networks do factor in to your ranking significantly these days so the duties of a good SEO consultant have changed accordingly. In the past SEOs would do the keywords, set up landing pages, 404 redirects, submit xml sitemaps and try to get more inbound links from high ranking sites than they gave out. Indeed some older SEO management software would have entire systems built into it that would help the SEO manage their partnerships with other sites. In effect it would be like doing business development for pretty much a link exchange. All in all, however, most SEO happened on the site being optimized and would only leave the site when reaching out. However with the advent of social networks like Twitter and Facebook (and if you’re a Google only searcher, Google+ and +1′s), SEOs worth their salt need to know a thing or two about social media as SEO – social media management and even community management is very important in the game. If your SEO is not a particularly exciting online personality then at least make sure they work closely with your community manager to advise on a few strategies to mix the outreach part with hitting the right ranking factors. What’s more is that it has become crucial to have good content that doesn’t just use the desired keywords but weaves them into well-written and engaging text.
Because of the above I am noticing more writers and journalists throwing their pressman’s hats into the SEO ring because, well, they can write. Google Mayday made it pretty clear and permanent that content is king again.
So how do I answer the question posed above? I say “here’s my card, call me when you want to get serious about this.” SEO is not automatic, it takes effort, savvy, some marketing know-how and, yes, even some secret tricks of the trade that can do wonders for your ranking when . The really good SEOs who can write, code a bit, market, and get the social media space are moving on to take their titles as some of the best Digital Strategists in the business and are worth every penny of their hourly rate or salary.
Enough With the Cop-Out Costumes
5I don’t know about you, but I love Halloween. Hardly anyone knows the history of Halloween and I doubt if many people care about how Samhain became known as Halloween (I do, but that’s just me), but nonetheless All Hallow’s Eve is celebrated widely. It seems most people see Halloween as a day to cut loose and partake in a little bit of theatricality. I have mounds of respect for anyone that puts a good deal of thought and work into their costume. The way I see it you have 364 days a year to be “normal” and one day to be anything you want, so why not prepare a bit? That’s the real beauty of Halloween. You get to roam the streets looking hilarious or just plain terrifying and don’t have to worry about the nice men in white coats taking you away to a padded room. What I can’t stand are half-baked costumes.
Sure, there are people who just use October 31st as another excuse to get loaded just like any other night, except in costume. I used to look at them in disgust but I figure that on Halloween there should be little to hold someone accountable since you have that one night to be as nuts as you really are. Considering that the Gaels used to sacrifice animals and humans in fire on Samhain, having one too many drinks ain’t so bad. Just give the car keys to your friend and all that. But please, if you’re going to do all that partying, at least make a good costume and maybe use a mask to hide your shame!
Toronto loves Halloween and it really shows. I could almost swear that there are more people who put up Halloween decorations in October than those who go through the trouble of Christmas lights in December. Everywhere you look there’s cobwebs, a bloody something or other, ghosts and black and orange everything. Each year I see more Halloween pop-up shops appear around the GTA and they keep getting better and better. Of course the Zombie Walk is great fun and I’m always impress by how many undead show up for the shuffle. The only city I’ve been to that tops Toronto in terms of enthusiasm for this holiday is New York. There is a year-round costume shop where you can literally get every little piece you need for a fantastic costume. That includes makeup, hats, boots (not those extremely annoying boot tops seen on so many crappy costumes), prosthetic teeth, contact lenses, smoke machines — you name it, they got it. One of my personal favourite costumes (undead skeleton pirate) that I put together was made possible by that shop when I lived in NYC. Don’t think badly of me but I loved that my costume actually scared quite a few people when I hit up the New York Halloween Parade because it was so “lifelike” and I acted the part perfectly.
Toronto is fast catching up to NYC though. This year there is the Queen West Halloween Parade and I’m interested to see how it goes down. My sources at the West Queen West BIA tell me that they plan to make it a yearly tradition, just like the Village Halloween Parade in New York.
It’s unfortunate when Halloween falls on a work night, as it does this year. The upshot, however, is that you actually get to celebrate more than once since people take advantage of the weekend before Halloween to get some mileage out of their outfits. This past weekend I had a great time at Silver Snail Comics’ annual Halloween bash and I was delighted to see that every single person in the room, except two, had great costumes.
I just can’t stand half-assed costumes. The two people at the Silver Snail party that made me want to hit them with my bloody prop axe were the guys in the “Clark Kent” and “Kip” from Napoleon dynamite costumes. Every year there seems to be a significant number of what I call “cop out costumes” and it drives me bananas when I see them next to all the people who spent the time to give Halloween the respect it deserves. Last year the most popular cop-outs where “Don Draper” and “Joan Holloway” of Mad Men…LAAAAAMMMME! How many Clark Kents and leggy women with devil horn hairbands, tiny tridents and even tinier skirts can one take!?
Although I may sound like a costume nazi, I also get some flack for my costumes some years. Sometimes people treat me as if I am actually the character I am costumed as. That’s the trade off – if you make your costume too good people will somehow unconsciously believe that you are capable of performing whatever feat that made the reference character notable. In my case the feat would have been serial axe murders. I pulled off a very convincing Patrick Bateman (from American Psycho complete) with a clear plastic raincoat, lots of fresh looking blood (courtesy of Casie Stewart), earphones playing Huey Lewis and the News, and Patrick Bateman business cards printed up by the good folks at Guerilla Printing. They’ve done a few jobs for me in the past and I’m always satisfied. Make sure to check them out for all your printing needs.
On the way to the party people would pull over and tell me that “I’m creeping everyone out,” to which I would reply, “exactly!” Needless to say I didn’t score any digits because I’m pretty sure I repulsed a good percentage of the crowd,
Mission Accomplished.
Here are the pics from the Silver Snail Halloween Bash 2011
AndroidTO and Harthfest
4A little while ago I posted my excitement about AndroidTO. There’s a special place in me for that conference because it really shows how far hard work and cooperation can take you into building something amazing. Although I didn’t have as much to do with organizing it as last year, instead taking a strictly volunteer role (some of you may recall me directing you to the appropriate room for the Keynote in the morning or checking your coat), I was amazed by how much the conference has grown in just one year.
In it’s inaugural incarnation last year, AndroidTO pulled approximately 200 or so people. This year more than 700 attendees packed the entirety of 99 Sudbury and that’s nothing to sneeze at as that venue is a particularly huge one. The separate streams were helpful in making sure that speakers were addressing a room of people who were genuinely interested in their content. As expected there was a lot to be learned from the speakers and it made for a successful event. The volunteers this year came out in force and ensured things ran smoothly and it all went off without a hitch.
In stark contrast to the organization and general “conference-ness” of AndroidTO, the ensuing HarthFest was a horse of a different colour far removed from the feel of the conference. I don’t know where to begin: the Pan-AM style Harth Airlettes burlesque show with Raymi? The extremely vulgar and profane rapping of Andy Milonakis? Sean Ward‘s tuxedoed MCing? The excellent performance from Tiny Danza, the Toronto Roller Derby girls skating about, or the host of follow up rap acts that followed Milonakis to a decidedly non-hip hip crowd? It was at once absurd, strange, ugly and beautiful. It was a night of random insanity that only the creative minds at Bnotions can conceive of and for a Harth Night veteran like myself, it was all par for the course of the usual HarthTV hijinks, just bigger and at a reasonable hour. I suspect that some people in the room didn’t know what to make of it but I tip my hat to the organizers for doing something very different and unique that breaks the mold of what conferences look like after dark. It was artistic and as silly as it may have been at some points, I believe it was an outward expression of what makes great developers distinguished innovators and, in some cases, legendary game changers: creativity.
Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared from This Is It on Vimeo.
Tweed Ride Toronto
3Rannie got involved in a new, yet at the same time old-timey endeavour this year: The Tweed Ride in support of Bikes Without Borders. As you are probably well aware of, October is the ramp up month to open season for just about every charity you’ve ever heard of to begin their major fundraising cycles in November. It’s a pretty good move to get the jump on November by fundraising in October to avoid what I call “donor burnout” because come mid-November people are starting to get tapped out with all the benevolence as they start saving up for Christmas gifting.
I appreciate the Tweed Ride because it takes a similar approach to Movember in that it gives fundraisers and donors an activity that appeals to their sense of irony and fun. People love Movember because, simply put, moustaches are hilarious and that one fact is a big reason why there is so much enthusiasm around it. The Tweed Ride gives its fundraisers an excuse to ride around town en masse in 1930s tweed attire while onlookers wonder what on earth is going on. I think my favourite aspect of the ride was that. The faces I saw on people were priceless and I bet that they will be searching the internet to find out what took place last Saturday on the streets of Toronto.
The ride was staged in Trinity Bellwoods Park and had several stops: a photo opp in front of Old City Hall, High Tea in Grange Park, and finally (and most enjoyably) the nightcap at Dovercourt House where, after a delicious chicken dinner, many of us went upstairs for Lindy Hop lessons. Here’s a piece of Stay Classy advice for this week: Go take dance lessons! It’s better than greasy nightclubs, the people are nicer and you WILL meet lots of new people and dance with them. No need for painful pick-up lines here, everyone is just happy to be there learning together. After the dance lessons the dance floor was opened, prizes were awarded (Rannie won a brand new bicycle for raising over $1000! Go Photojunkie!) and we were treated to some big band music stylings by a group called “Sly Balloon.”
Rannie has a great set of pics for the event which I’m sure he’s working on and will put up shortly here. I have a few and it was so hard not to put them all in sepia.
Yes, there was a penny farthing bicycle. Pip pip.
Sly Balloon makes it a swell swingin’ soiree
We were treated to uh… this during high tea at Grange Park.
I Wasn’t Going to Write About Steve Jobs
1I wasn’t going to write about Steve Jobs because I knew there would be more than enough coverage on his untimely passing. But one particular post by John Gruber that I read this morning really put things in perspective. Read the short post here before reading on.
I found about it last night just after speaking on a panel about Facebook for Business and the announcement must have come sometime near the end of the panel as Twitter started going crazy. While everyone was schmoozing in the room I seemed to be the only person to check his twitter feed and became the bearer of bad news. Kerry actually hollered “NOOOOOO!” and Daniel Patricio told me that he would always remember the day Steve Jobs died because I was the one who told him.
The same way Daniel will remember Steve’s passing in this way I am reminded of a similarly shocking event: Michael Jackson’s passing in 2009. I’ll never forget it. I was sitting in my mom’s kitchen and my grandmother was visiting from over seas. Growing up I was a huge Michael Jackson fan and my grandma took many photos of me wearing the red leather jacket and rhinestone glove. She too was appreciative of Michael’s impact on music, on racial unity, and world pop culture, so I thought I would tell her that I heard MJ had died and her reply took me by surprise. She said “SO WHAT?! YOUR GRANDFATHER DIED TOO!!” Man, did I ever get messed up by her but her outburst was so profound too. She didn’t have to explain it further, I understood. She had loved her husband for longer than most of us have been alive and then some. She never gave up on him even though Alzheimers had taken hold of him and he began to forget everything and everyone as his case got more and more severe. The patriarch of our family and her life partner had passed on and in comparison Michael Jackson’s passing was, well, unimportant. Her words were humbling and they were words of great wisdom and experience.
There is no doubt that Steve Jobs was an inspiration to many people around the world. My respect for him is immense, as I’m sure yours is too. He had great ideas and changed the way we live. That’s nothing to sneeze at. However, he will be missed by his family and close friends in ways that none of the millions of mourners do now. Steve was a visionary, a leader, a game-changer, even a genius but I’ve never met him.
I never broke bread with him, laughed with him, cried with him and if he had lived and I had died, he would never have shed a tear nor would he have known. The only interaction, many times removed, that I’ve ever had with Steve is that I have used his products and read lots about him. My heroes are almost all dead too – Pierre Trudeau, Hunter S. Thompson, Lester Bangs, to name a few – and though I paid my respects to the first two (Lester died when I was 2 years old, so I didn’t know of him till much later), I never knew them. But I still weep for the heroes I knew, like my grandfather and my dad.
It is far better to celebrate the life and achievements of Steve as a symbol because what he did did have an impact on our world by way of his consumer goods and, for some, by way of the celebration and admiration of his passion and his support of innovation in the face of stagnation. If you read Apple’s old “Here’s to the crazy ones” manifesto you know what I’m talking about. I posted it above. But keep in mind that the ones who will really mourn him are the ones who knew him, the real him. He could have been the nicest person in the world or he could have been an egomaniac, but we’ll never know for sure. Steve Jobs spent his final moments with his family and friends who really knew him and that’s what’s important above all. When our time comes we can only hope that our final moments will be with those who love us.
With respect, Rest in peace, Mr. Steve Jobs.
The Zero Moment of Truth
1People just love to speculate or wax dogmatic on how different the world of advertising is nowadays but no one has quite hit the nail on the head. I don’t profess to be the one who will finally strike it but I read this article about the future of advertising and I got to thinking about what it all meant. There’s a lot of vagueness and jargon abound today and I have doubts as to whether many of the pundits and pedagogues know what they are talking about when it comes to describing the state of the advertising industry today. I myself can only venture a guess based on what I’ve seen and experienced but in no way do I have the arrogance to suggest that I’ve figured it all out.
I’ve always been close to the ad game and a lot has indeed changed while some things remain the same. The difference to keep note of is that all the change in the ad game is due in large part to external factors while, internally, agencies stay more or less the same. What do I mean? Internally, it’s business as usual in terms of how an agency operates and services clients. Same old story, where agencies hire senior talent mixed with some scrappy juniors and people still change agencies like they change socks. Creative directors and partners still pitch clients as they compete against other agencies for accounts, etcetera, etcetera. If you watch MadMen you can get a general picture.
The big change, I think has been in how agencies approach the market and the people in it. Simply put, people don’t trust brands out of hand anymore and are researching the facts thoroughly before buying anything. Google calls this the Zero Moment of Truth (ZMOT) and it’s one of the big reasons why Adwords and online campaigns in general are part of the frontier now. Furthermore the community itself is setting the trends faster than any agency can come up with and the paradigm has shifted from push strategies to mostly pull.
Before today, say in the heyday of the Madison Ave firms, agencies would help clients sell their product by pitching tailor-made campaigns with the goal of setting and popularizing a new trend or, in some cases, creating a new market altogether. They would push product at you. Using the Mad Men example, Don Draper-type Creative Directors used to think of the general social condition of the public and design a campaign that would at once be palatable to current tastes while also subtly introducing new ones. In effect ad agencies, due in part to their complete control of mediums such as TV and print, could almost tell you what you want, create trust in a brand or company by putting a face on it that lauds its benefits (“they’re grrrreat” or “it’s toasted!”) and, in a lot of cases, do more for a brand’s image than any PR firm could do at the time. People listened to the TV, the Radio and Print, and that was the arena in which brands contended. The prize that agencies fought for in the name of their clients was the hearts and minds of the public on those channels.
In the words of the fictional Don Draper, “What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.” Not an easy thought to accept but there may be some truth in that. Think about the range of emotions you experience on a daily basis and the limitations of how you express them and you may notice that how you behave is heavily influenced by the society/milieu you grew up in. If you happened to have grown up in a media-rich environment, the ad game has at some point help socialize you to fit into society as we know it. But where they lose control is word of mouth, writ large: social media.
The game has changed today because ad firms do not have complete control over the digital space and the truth is that many firms, especially the legacy agencies alluded to above, don’t seem have a full understanding of the space. Instead of pitching tailor-made campaigns, we see more pitches make heavy use of credential decks and past work examples with nods to web campaigns. The brainstorming, ideation, and campaign work starts after that, a lot of the time only once the agency nails AOR (Agency of Record) for the client.
You can’t blame them, though, because while print and TV advertising does work the channels have diversified. What tends to happen nowadays is that firms are playing a game of catch up and are designing campaigns that are more reactive to trends that have appeared completely independent of their control or planning. Viral content, grass root movements, memes, public sentiment on social networks, and a generally more critical public have all but done away with the days where agencies could dictate the market. The Zero Moment of Truth says that your potential customers will now research the crap out of your product before ever setting foot in the store or whipping out their credit card to buy what you’re selling online. So in effect, they’re not listening to you right away, at least not unless your brand jumps headfirst into the social and digital space with effective social campaigns or banner ads (the modern billboard). What drives me nuts is that many agencies seem to think that running a contest on Facebook or Twitter is the new way to create a market for the product and get into the community, but does it really create brand loyalty the way it was done in the past with traditional pull and push strategies? I think not.
Why are the highly successful ads completely absurd and escapist – like Old Spice. Well, the new human condition seems to be escapism, tech-savviness, Google searches, the Boomerang Generation (A.K.A. Peter Pan syndrome) and pseudo-expertise.
Is this the human condition created by ad agencies who finally “get it” or have the agencies been forced to conform to sell more deodorant?
Comments welcome.
I’m Just a Shamus
2I’ve been reading voraciously lately. Books about technical know how, business, true crime, and fiction. Considering that before recently I would read one book a year, cover to cover, it’s pretty amazing that over the last month I blew through almost 6 books. I don’t know what it is but I’ve become a real bookworm. When I pass a library or bookstore I can’t help but look in its direction and I get the sweats. It takes a lot of restraint to resist barreling into those book emporiums and leaving with a sackful of words printed on pulp.
The last few books I read were the final three books in the Harry Potter series (a welcomed escape from the work filled real world), How To Make A Serial Killer, a re-read of Headfirst HTML and CSS, and The Lady in The Lake by Raymond Chandler. Lady In the Lake was a perfect book for me as it merged my love of fiction with my well known fascination with criminology. If you’ve ever seen a film noir it’s more than likely it was influenced by Chandler’s books. The iconic private eye movies, radio serials or TV shows are the children of Chandler’s gritty Private Dick (also referred to as a “shamus”) characrter, Philip Marlowe and I thank him for writing a whole series of detective novels that I plan to dive into when time allows. I think one of the major things that has got me back into reading has been giving up my car since I moved downtown. I spend a good deal of time on public transit which gives me little bits of idle time to pop open a book and read. You can imagine how much of a goon I felt like as I toted loud-jacketed Harry Potter books around town, or the odd looks I got for having my nose stuck in a book with the word “serial killer” printed in large, bloody lettering on the front cover, but I don’t care. It beats the old “try not to make eye contact” game on the train or streetcar and makes for a much more enjoyable ride. I don’t yet have a tablet PC so I read my books the old fashioned way and, to be honest, I don’t know if I would switch. Maybe it’s because there was no public internet when I was a young boy in school and certainly no e-readers or full books to download online in the 1990s, but books on paper are awesome to me.
I recommend you read Chandler’s series of books as they are somewhat challenging but fun to read. I enjoy authors who write with a distinctive style. My all time favourite author has to be Tom Robbins and if you ever read one of his books you will know that his writing is at once insane and brilliant. Chandler’s books are full of 1940s slang and circumstance and offer a compelling look into an age past where people spoke in slang, but still somehow plainly (although I have at times had to refer to urban dictionary to figure out what the hell people were saying in some cases). Lady in the Lake is a sardonic murder mystery that reads almost like a Sherlock Holmes novel except that Marlowe is generally treated like crap by everyone he meets and doesn’t have the same finesse as Holmes, nor a bardic doctor accompanying him to record his exploits. Marlowe shows true grit and is all on his own but no less brilliant then the old Sherlock, even if his methods of solving a mystery are based more on assumptions than near superhuman deduction. I guess the closest thing to come out recently to a Marlowe novel has been LA Noire by Rockstar Games. The LA scenes seem to be pulled straight out of Chandler’s head and milieu but the way characters talk is just shy of the noire feel.
Give it a read. The book is nice and short and is a welcome treat for your commute. Who is YOUR favourite author? I’d like to get some recommendations for my next reading binge.
My Greatest Weakness
10Farmer’s markets are a great weakness to me. I don’t think I’ve ever been able to resist spending money at a farmer’s market save one time when I didn’t have my wallet on me. It’s damned near impossible for me to resist the urge to get fruits, vegetables and bread that are easily of a higher quality than any supermarket around.
Maybe it’s something about the fresh air or the fact that the vendors sitting in their tents peddling their goods are the very people who have grown, picked, concocted or invented whatever it is they are selling, but I am a complete sucker for them. When I lived in BC farmers markets were a dime a dozen and I would always show up at the house with heaps of fresh ingredients that I would turn into a feast for myself and any one of my starving roommates who would always appear “magically” right when I got done cooking.
Today I took my lunch at the Metro Hall Farmer’s Market and, boy howdy, did I drop a nice wad of coin. Before I knew it I had a delicious burger with peameal bacon on it, bought some beef jerky and pepperoni sticks, ate a bunch of fruit including yellow watermelons and a butter tart that Kelly, who met up with me there, insisted I try. I did and it was awesome. If I wasn’t on the way back to the office I would have bought a ton of stuff. The Metro Hall market is on till Oct 16th then they are gone like the dodo till next year but I will probably get there before that with a huge backpack and a healthy appetite. My wallet is already weeping but it’ll be worth it.
Sometimes I go to the Wychwood Barn farmers market at St. Clair and Christie or the Trinity Bellwoods one and it’s not too bad with some of the same vendors as the Metro Hall one but in my opinion, Metro Hall is awesome. I’m told that there’s one at Nathan Phillips Square so I’ll be checking it out. By no means am I any kind of expert on farmer’s markets but they seem to keep finding me. I’m definitely putting someone’s kid through college just like I am doing for that guy who walks around downtown with roses. He always finds me, puckers up with a pathetic face and thrusts some roses into my hands. If you’ve ever been to Loser karaoke at Tequila Sunrise you know who I’m talking about. He keeps getting my money because 50% of the time he comes round it’s someone’s birthday or I’m with a lady. Bastard.
Ken Seto, my colleague and CEO of Massive Damage Inc, creators of a great and super fun iPhone and iPad location-based zombie killin’ game called “Please Stay Calm” has recently picked up an obsession with “bulletproof” coffee (or was it called bullet coffee?). The main ingredient apparently is “grassfed” butter and I took a look for the stuff with no success today. I thought I saw a tub off it but the vendor wasn’t sure what that was and looked at me like I was mad before handing me a piece of cheese and telling me to bugger off. If any of you have any idea what that is and where to get it let me know. I’m making it my farmer’s market quest.


























